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Paddy said to Mick “I don’t feel too good so I’m going to pretend I’m mad and the foreman will see me and send me home.”So Paddy hangs from the rafters by his feet shouting “I’m a light bulb. I’m a lightbulb, look at me I’m a light bulb.”The foreman sees him and shouts “Paddy ... You are crazy ... Get yourself off home.”Then the foreman sees Mick packing his bag and says “Mick ... where do you think you are going?”Mick says Well I can’t work in the dark can I”?This one is from joevsrValentine’s DayBar Stool #1 “What did you get your wife for Valentine’s Day??Bar Stool #2 “Nothing, She did not use what I got her last year.”Bar Stool #1 “What did you get her last year?”Bar Stool #2 “Cemetery Plots!!”Valentine’s day is the only day you can wear a red “heart-on” and nobody comments.These Mind bogglers are compliments of squaddie117Read these using pure logic, no common sense, a pinch of salt, leave your brains in neutral and try not to run on the freeway afterwards :).A bullet cannot. We disrobe quickly and smile at each other, your naked body standing there, your hand idly resting on my cock as I reach and pull you close to me. I lean down and kiss you some more, put my arms down around you and lift you up to me with your legs wrapped around me, your wet pussy slit just inches above my cock. I lower you down slowly and steadily as my cock pushes your pussy lips apart and you feel the length of my cock slowly sliding into you. You arch your back and drive down slowly and steadily onto my cock at it fills you. Once we have pushed all the way into and onto each other, we just lay there kissing, my cock throbbing and flexing strong and hand every few seconds and your pussy clamping hard on and off in the same rhythm as my cock. My hands are traveling all over your body, caressing and squeezing you here, there and every where, kissing your face, lips, eyes, hair, ears, neck, feeling your breasts and sucking on them are your breath quickens and your pussy squeezes my.
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